How long until my order ships?
Everything is printed to order. Production usually takes 2 to 5 business days, then US shipping takes about 2 to 5 more. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
How do the shirts fit?
Tees are Bella+Canvas 3001: unisex, true to size with a slightly fitted retail cut. Hoodies (Gildan 18500) and crewnecks (Gildan 18000) are a relaxed classic fit. Every product page has a size chart.
Can I return or exchange?
Because each piece is made just for you, we can't accept returns for size or change of mind. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it free.
How do I wash it?
Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.
Is this anti-religion?
It's satire. We joke about ideas, stories and institutions, not about people of faith. If anything, we're taking "unconditional love" more literally than most.